We don’t have to say anything else about Bar Rafaeli, do we?

NBA’s newest bad boy, Brandon Jennings, also has a naked nerdy side to him. He’s in style with these specs. And he’s really in style by matching his watch to his bathroom hand towel.

He doesn’t look like himself to us, but we’re having a hard time figuring out who he does look like. Here’s who we’ve narrowed it down to:

• Amar’e Stoudemire
• Dwight Howard
• Arsenio Hall
  
• Dexter
• Steve Urkel
  

Well, it’s the freakin’ weekend for most of America’s workers who get a three-day weekend because of the 4th of July. Oh yeah, and for 9.5 percent of the nation that is currently unemployed. Enjoy the roundup:

• NBC still hates tennis fans (Awful Announcing)
• We want to get a Man Wall, too (With Leather)
• The 10 most likable athletes (The Angry T)
• Should the Suns keep Amar’e? (Valley of the Suns)
• 10 things an athlete never wants to hear (On 205th)
• Joey Chestnut a favorite over Kobayashi (FanHouse Backporch)
• Wanna buy the NY logo from the old stadium? (eBay)
• Michael Jackson’s casket is made for royalty (TMZ)

What a great question! From Bob Young of the Arizona Republic:

IronMike: “I thwear, I’m gonna thew Evanduh up and thpit him out!”

The_Big_Bambino: “Boston just sold me to the &%$# New York Yankees. Curse those Red Sox!”

MJ23: “Can you believe it? That little twerp Isiah just froze me out at the All-Star Game?!!? Everybody’s gonna pay six times over!”

Mr_Coffee: “Only went 1-4 against Eddie Smith of the White Sox today. Funny, though. I’m seeing the ball real good.”

Cheryl_Miller_4_Real: “Mopped up the driveway with my scrawny lil bro. Again!”

Yogi_Being_Yogi: “It’s 1 o’clock and time for my two-hour nap. I’ll tweet when I wake up at 4.”

Juice_On_The_Loose: “I was just out in the yard hitting three wood shots out of a sand box. No, really.”

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Earlier we told you about Forza Flavia, the 22-year-old Italian who was disqualified from a swim meet because her skin-tight suit ripped, exposing her butt cheeks. Now we’ve got more photos of her, and not just in the anal region.

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And we thought the original Nike commercials of Kobe Bryant and LeBron James were hilarious. Check out the unedited remix that didn’t make it onto television:

LeBron James should be creeped out.

ATTENTION ALL KOBE BRYANT FANS: Put any drink you are currently consuming down on the coaster. You don’t want milk shooting out your nose when you read this.

If you’re 14 years old or younger, it’s OK to show how big of a diehard sports fan you are. Paint your face for the big football game, take your mitt to big baseball game. Flaunt your favorite athlete’s replica jersey and kicks, and brag about the rookie card you just scored from eBay.

But once you hit puberty, those things aren’t cool to do anymore. Doesn’t mean you can’t be a big fan; it just means you have to tone it down a little bit. Wear your Jordan kicks, that’s fine. Wear your jerseys to games, cool. But don’t ever, ever, ever get a tattoo of another man on your body. If it’s Jesus or a dead family member, you may get a free pass. Otherwise it’s as wrong as wrong as stealing the crutches from someone with a broken foot.

But if you’re like this dude, Aaron, and you get an athlete’s portrait tattooed on your arm AND you’re creepy enough to purchase a game-used mouthpiece from LeBron James‘ high school days, you’re just a plain loser. The dude’s got facial hair for crying out loud!

Then he put a video of himself bragging about it on YouTube. So he’s begging for us to laugh at him.

Go inside for a video of the toolbag. Be very prepared to laugh.

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Italian swimmer Flavia Zoccari was disqualified from teh Mediterranean Games earlier this week, right before the 200-meter finals race. No, she wasn’t on found to be using steroids, she didn’t take a hit from a bong at a party and she didn’t jump into the water too soon.

Instead, it was because she showed her ass crack.

Her Jaked brand swimsuit, which was banned and then re-instated, ripped in the back, revealing her glutes.

Guys can wear Speedos that make their ding dongs look like elephant trunks, but show a little chica cheek and it’s a whole new world.