According to the Daily News, Percy “Romeo” Miller won’t be with the team next season. The actor/rapper/entertainer/star-for-basically-no-reason point guard has been a part of the USC basketball program for the past two seasons, racking up a breathtaking 2 points in 7 minutes of play this past season. He played in six games his freshman season.

Tim Floyd brought in the 6-foot-1 Beverly Hills High point guard for the 2008-09 season as a walk-on on scholarship. The fact that the kid was a millionaire meant nothing. Oh yeah, and his best friend DeMar DeRozan was also brought on board.

“My best friend DeMar DeRozan and I, we wanted to go somewhere together and USC was the perfect place,” Miller told SI. “They got one of the best film schools there so I’ll be doing that while I’m playing ball. USC is my dream school. It’s like my Disney World.

We’re guessing this is how the conversation went with Romeo and USC coach Kevin O’Neil, who is well known for being on the rough side:

ROMEO: Coach, I’m spent. I don’t want to be on the team any more.

O’NEIL: Who are you? Have you been here the entire season?

– End of conversation.

After a sabbatical, we can proudly say that The Sports Culture is back.

We were grinding daily for our readers, our enjoyment and most importantly our egos until December. Then we discovered a lifestyle out of the cyber world that would make Lindsay Lohan jealous. That’s right: We wrecked some stuff, broke some bones, drank ourselves silly and became lesbians purely for the publicity.

But we’re back and ready to bring you our commentary on what’s hot in the wonderful world of sports. Tell all your friends, because we don’t have any.

We begin with the Lingerie Bowl, which “was first aired during Super Bowl XXXVIII in 2004 with New York Euphoria losing to the Los Angeles Dream by a score of 6-0.”

Now with a dedicated league for the ladies, this year’s Lingerie Bowl will actually mean something, like the NBA All-Star game:

“Lingerie Bowl VII is scheduled to feature the winners of the LFL’s Western and Eastern Conference opposite Super Bowl XLIV‘s halftime show in Miami, Florida on February 7, 2010. The Western Conference Los Angeles Temptation will play the Eastern Conference Chicago Bliss.”

Gotta love Super Bowl betting. And banners.

Take a look at Greg Oden and you would guess he is in his mid-40s and has a grandbaby on the way.

Take a look at his name, and you might mistake it for Greg OLDen.

But take a look at his recreation and his audience, and you know right away: Yep, dude’s still a kid.

No, fuzzy nipples isn’t a drink, in this case. Same thing with a fuzzy navel, though Tiger Woods has one of those, too.

Woods is the cover boy of Vanity Fair’s February issue. The magazine’s celebrity photographer, Annie Leibovitz, has not confirmed when the shot of Woods was taken, but the magazine does state that the “raw, never before seen” photo shoot took place before the golfer’s fall from grace.

But we don’t really care when the photo was taken; we want to know how. You know the question that is burning in our mind: Did Tiger tap Leibovitz with his putter in order for her to get his permission for a shot like this?