In response to Fresno State (who?) upsetting the No. 3 ASU baseball team 12-9 on Monday night to clinch its first College World Series appearance since 1991 (when?) . . .

The last time I saw a Sun Devil choke (literally) that badly was . . .

Former ASU cheerleader Courtney “Cox” Simpson. (Technically, she choked over 100 250 times, too.)

My College World Series pick: Miami. Just for putting a kid named Yonder on their roster. (He’s pretty good, too.)