Where’s the pun? In your butt: Yankees’ Wang is flaccid
It’s gotta be tough living in America with Wang as your last name.
After Yankees pitcher Chien-Ming Wang hurt himself running the bases in a 13-0 win at Houston yesterday, the Yankees had their Wang checked out and found it suffered a torn tendon and a sprain. In his foot. The headlines around America documented the torn and sprained Wang very well.
Yanks’ Wang out at least 6 weeks with injured foot
Yankees ace Wang on crutches for at least 6 weeks
Yankees sweep Astros but lose Wang to foot injury
Yankees’ Wang injured against Houston
Yankees’ Wang injures himself running the bases, may miss next start
Wang out of action at least six weeks
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Photo Courtesy Richard Carson/Reuters