Though hilarious, you’ve gotta think that this comic is completely bogus. Tiger can’t get past a windmill? After he whooped Bob Barker’s ass and beat the nose off of the clown in the putt-putt park, even Happy Gilmore learned to get through the windmill.

This gives us an idea. If Happy Gilmore can putt on a mini course better than a hand-drawn Tiger Woods, what else does he have on him?

We’ll tell you. Introducing TSC’s tale of the tape: Tiger Woods vs. Happy Gilmore. Click the jump for a complete comparison. 

Tiger Woods’ age: 32
Happy Gilmore’s age (Based on Adam Sandler’s age): 41

Tiger Woods looks to the sky for inspiration from his father, Earl
Happy Gilmore looks to the sky for inspiration from his coach, Chubbs

Tiger Woods’ boo bear is a Swedish model
Happy Gilmore’s boo bear is named after a state, Virginia

Happy Gilmore wrestled an alligator
Tiger Woods has his own brand of Gatorade

Happy Gilmore is sponsored by Subway
Tiger Woods is sponsored by everything in the world it seems

Happy Gilmore was an aspiring hockey player
Tiger Woods said people don’t watch hockey anymore

Tiger Woods wears red on Sundays
Happy Gilmore wears red pants

Happy Gilmore fought Bob Barker
Tiger Woods compared one of his shots to the game of Plinko

Thanks to Randy R for finding this comic