Heavily-favored bidder Anonymous won another auction for charity this afternoon. This time, defying Earth’s modern day atmosphere, he received a suit that has been wet for over a week.

Such never-dry technology has yet to reached the budget of your common middle-class mankind. It netted $55,000 for The Shamrock Foundation, the assumed laboratory of never-dry technology.

The experiment, which took place before a basketball game interrupted things, went down as the first controlled indoors Gatorade-dumping record in modern day sports history.

With that much money, why wouldn’t Anonymous spend about 12 hours with her.