Scattered thoughts about scat:

• All those kids today talk about “going green” and “saving the enironment.” Not quite sure if this qualifies, but year after year, I’ve seen the same [explicit] [explicit] about Draft Day Blunders/Look-What-I-Found picks. Whether it’s Ryan Leaf in the NFL or Kwame Brown in the NBA, the same damn list comes out each year around their respective drafts. Why not play this clip after every single Euro 08 fuckup?
• In the “Putting The Mock in Mock Draft” category, clearly nobody knows what general managers are thinking. With new developments of the Heat trading down, K-State’s Michael Beasley slipping, Arizona’s Jerryd Bayless slipping and UCLA’s Russell Westbrook rising — nothing is guaranteed. (Except Big Brown in 08. And the Patriots in Super Bowl XLII. And the Lakers in the 08 Finals). Either that, or ESPN is playing mind games with viewers, sucking our souls into nonstop Draft coverage. Common, how boring would Rose, Beasley, Mayo, Bayless, Lopez coverage be — it’s been that order since most of those kids went through puberty.
  
• The ‘Curl All-Star Team’ is out.
• Oh yes! I just found a list of the ‘Top 10 NBA Players NOT drafted in the first round.’ Give it a few years, and we’ll have the ‘Top 10 NBA White Players Drafted In The Third Round of 1994-1997 With Hot Younger Sisters.’
• When I hear the word “Wimbledon,” I get flashbacks of its movie trailer, with that dramatic background music and Little-House-On-The-Prarie-esque-Climax-Moment.

I’m off to New York for the Draft. Quick workout with the Kicks before they decide.