Fresh off serving her suspension for comparing Celtics supporters to Hitler, Jemele Hill is back with a kiss-and-make-up free-of-controversy-column on how the NBA Western Conference was overrated.

Check that (like Jim Rome interviewing Chris Everett):

The past few Western Conference teams in the Finals have had one very obvious character flaw:

They’ve been softer than John Daly’s midsection.

Woooooahhhhh. Now, now. About seven million Americans are Jewish. OK. HOW-EH-VA: Approximately 127 million adults in the U.S. are overweight. The middle part of such vend diagram? Unknown.