Shaq must have anticipated that his rap would bring The Valley of the Sun a new cultural phenomenon — of all ages. (Like he gives a shit)

Now, who better to hit the youth market than the newly drafted and fun-loving Robin Lopez? Let’s get the kids excited in the U.S. Airways Center; maybe put this on the jumbotron, but include Lopez in the background with his ogre voice:

Better alert Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio to take away these badges. via Deadspin