Hey Joakim, can I get your autograph here: California needs some signatures to legalize pot, according to LAist.com:
There is an initiative in the works that could end up on the November ballot that allows for marijuana to be sold to anyone, and anywhere that already sells alcohol. Its being called The Inalienable Rights Enforcement Initiative.
Great news for Noah. Greater news for Williams. Greatest news? Sporting arenas and college programs.
Avoiding a tweak to California’s no-smoking policies, how about Staples Center Special Brownies? (Duuuuuuudeeee what happened to our 24-point lead!????? Woaaaahhh brahhh we must be so high…. it doesn’t even look like they’re playing defense!!!!!!).
Or Dodger Stadium Hot-Dog-Looking Blunts in those mammoth parking lots? (Woaaaaaaa dude am I so high that the Dodgers won the game without getting a hit???? Nahhh brahhh, you must have missed it!!!!)
And what a perfect recruiting tool for USC — an even bigger incentive for those ethically-borderline-scandalous prospective athletes looking to cheat the system for a year or two, and get high while doing so. (Go ahead, Maurice, take a bong rip!)




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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Such a funny article.
Dodger blunts! haha