How did we all miss this?

This dude put his wife up for trade on Craigslist. We understand it was a huge year for the Boston Celtics, but even TSC’s Boston-based writer B-Roy wouldn’t lend his wife’s cookie to a stranger for two-and-a-half hours of watching sweaty men run up and down the floor. (No worries, ladies, B-Roy isn’t married. It was just an example).

Take note that this man requested TWO (2) tickets. He’s giving up Sweet Lady Vagina for them. So he’s either got a super model friend who really digs the Celtics or he’s got a boyfriend who really digs the Celtics.

What do you think was going through Mrs. Snach-for-Rent when she saw this post or when he told her?

Dumbass Husband: Uhh, baby. I hope you understand that even though we vowed we’d be together forever, for better or for worse, I’ve traded your sweet vag for a pair of Celtics tickets. Love ya.

Supposedly Hot Wife: Wow. I hope you like dick. You’re truly homosexual.

Or maybe he didn’t even tell her, which makes him a complete assbag.

I hope this guy did end up getting tickets in exchange for his wife’s cooter and God willing she was hot. And I hope the guy who traded the tickets was a porn stud who took her on the BangBros bus and ripped her apart with three other guys. Then hopefully Homo Husband got onto the Internet and started looking at porn because he’s so lonely now that his wife hasn’t been home in eight days.

Then he’d see multiple videos on the Web, feel absolutely moronic for trading his supposedly hot wife in for an evening of entertainment from grown men.

That will teach you to play on the Internet, you dumbass.