Here’s an SAT prep question for Brandon Jennings:

Which activity(s) does the chick pictured (right) have on her resume?

A. Truck driver
B. Garbage collector
C. Hockey goalie
D. Air Force ROTC cadet
E. Both C and D

The correct answer: E.

I am just absolutely floored to see God’s gift to the world covered in hockey goalie gear, as seen after the jump:

But it’s true. Penn State alumna Tara Wheeler, known to the college hockey world as the former Nittany Lion goalkeeper, has gone from both polar extremes, and will now represent Virginia in the Miss America contest. Would you beat?