Independence Day Eve Roundup: Joe Buck admits he’s gay

Joe Buck, FOX play-by-play announcer, doesn’t really watch sports. He watches the bachelorette. (Awful Announcing)
Conspiracy: Team USA basketball not fond of the all day i dream about sex company. (CNBC)
The sloppy career of A-Rod’s off-field adventures must be a family thing: his wife Cynthia is bangin’ Lenny Kravitz (all together now, “ohhh! I want to get awayyyy! I want to flyyyyyy awayyyy yeahhhh yeahhhh!) (Barstool)
An ode to this country (KSK)
No more standing in tackle football stadiums. (The Sports Hernia)