In the middle of town in some city in Asia, there lies a Chuck E. Cheese-like establishment with a boxing ring in the middle of it.

And in that boxing ring are two itty bitty men full of hatred because their penises are an inch-and-a-half long. Each. They’re too short to assemble Jordan Nikes for crumbs a day, so they make their money by boxing each other in front of pizza-eating fun lovers – a feat that would even make Wee Man proud.

This should be illegal, along with cockfighting and dogfighting. But it sure is hilarious.