There’s a non-fight going on between two very attractive women and it needs to speed up already. We’re talking about a good ol’ fashion, nail-scratching, hair-pulling, clothes-tearing girl fight.

Too bad it won’t ever come to that.

Jenn Sterger recently indirectly told Erin Andrews to “suck it,” on ESPN Radio 1470 and tore into Andrews for what seemed like no reason at all:

“She’s very talented. But it’s so funny because if you look at her old tapes back when she worked at the Lightning, it was the most dreadful stuff you’ve ever seen in your life. People compare me and say, well, she’s no Erin Andrews … and I’m like, well, who’s No. 1 on the computer. Suck it.”

Sterger has had her fair share of fame. She’s been a columnist with Sports Illustrated. She’s posed for Playboy and Maxim (NSFW). She’s also a Facebook whore.

When it comes to giving men boners, Sterger has a giant advantage over Andrews, simply because she’s more open and shows more skin. Andrews is more reserved but definitely knows what she’s doing when it comes to sports and sideline reporting. Which, in itself, is very, very attractive.

Andrews hasn’t lashed back at Sterger — at least not in public — but we’re still anxiously waiting. TSC will provide the venue for a very physical catfight between the two. Tickets start at $10 a pop.

Who’s attending?