Do you like balls? I mean do you reeeeeeally like balls? Do you like ‘em in your mouth?

Soft ‘N Chewy or Hard ‘N Crunchy, if balls are your bag — yes, your ball bag — then the 26th annual Testicle Festival in Rock Creek, Montana may be just the thing for you!

The Rock Creek Lodge, just outside of Clinton, Montana, is the home of the original “sac” lunch. It runs from July 30-Aug. 3 this year.

It’s a great alternative to the Olympics.

Some won’t bring themselves to eat Rocky Mountain Oysters and some just love the big, meaty balls. If you’re in the latter group, this event has every accommodation for you. If you get balls-to-the-walls hammered, there’s a shuttle to cart you around.

If you need something to wash down those nuts, er, balls, Miller Lite will be at your call.

If you need some boobs to go with your balls, you may want to show up for “No Panty Wednesday Night,” and trade your panties for a free drink. It’s not weird at all unless you’re a dude taking part in the trade.

And of course, only USDA approved testicles are used. Mmmmm.

Check out testyfesty.com for more information and tons of photos.