Dear Skip Bayless,

If I saw you laying in the middle of the street, bleeding profusely from the ears, nose, and throat, I would kick every bone in your body with a steel-toed boot, while using my other foot to break your jaw.

Sincerely,

Karma.

P.S.: I’d take Nancy Grace and Greta Van Susteren in a threesome over watching you for five seconds on television. You are by far the worst personality in modern history.

P.S.S.: Thanks to the always reliable Awful Announcing for the video.

P.S.S.S.: Here are a couple Facebook groups to consider:

• Skip Bayless Should Die of Gonorrhea and Rot in Hell!
• Skip Bayless sucks, and will never get laid