An open letter to Skip Bayless
Dear Skip Bayless,
If I saw you laying in the middle of the street, bleeding profusely from the ears, nose, and throat, I would kick every bone in your body with a steel-toed boot, while using my other foot to break your jaw.
Sincerely,
Karma.
P.S.: I’d take Nancy Grace and Greta Van Susteren in a threesome over watching you for five seconds on television. You are by far the worst personality in modern history.
P.S.S.: Thanks to the always reliable Awful Announcing for the video.
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Skip Bayless can suck the biggest dildo ever. After it’s been in his butt.
Ah fuck Skip Bayless he is nothing but a homosexual and nothing he would say or do would shock me. Fuck him in his skinny faggot ass. He loves thick cock.
I’m no T-O fan but Skip Bayless is embarrassingly bad. Why doesn’t ESPN fire him. He is consistently worthless.
ESPN: Please take skip bayless off all your sports shows. It was bad judgment to hire him in the first place as noone watching your shows watches for an angry, slanderous, none studied sport reporter. It looks as though he gets on the shows and starts thinking about the worst moment in his life and starts fuming answering the question in whatever way he thinks will put the most people in a mad, dumbfounded mood so he doesn’t feel so alone.
Please forgive me. I know nothing of sports. I cry for attention by calling Hall of Famer’s gay, I desperately choose off the wall opinions because I was not loved as a child. Still to this day I suffer the affects of fetal alcohol syndrome. Please, I know not what I say or do, I am a retard and am too chicken shit to end my life. Please, someone do the right thing, and end my shitty life. I hate myself, therefore I hate everyone. Please, end the hate, because I can’t……..
Skip Bayless is the biggest douchebag retard on earth. So fucking pretentious he can’t see straight.