An open letter to Skip Bayless

Posted by Reezy on July 22nd, 2:27 pm

Dear Skip Bayless,

If I saw you laying in the middle of the street, bleeding profusely from the ears, nose, and throat, I would kick every bone in your body with a steel-toed boot, while using my other foot to break your jaw.

Sincerely,

Karma.

P.S.: I’d take Nancy Grace and Greta Van Susteren in a threesome over watching you for five seconds on television. You are by far the worst personality in modern history.

P.S.S.: Thanks to the always reliable Awful Announcing for the video.

P.S.S.S.: Here are a couple Facebook groups to consider:

BallHype: hype it up!

Tags: Douchebags · Dumbass

3 responses so far ↓

  • clayton // Jul 22, 2008 at 2:48 pm [1]

    Skip Bayless can suck the biggest dildo ever. After it’s been in his butt.

  • Lee Crebs // Dec 15, 2008 at 3:02 pm [2]

    Ah fuck Skip Bayless he is nothing but a homosexual and nothing he would say or do would shock me. Fuck him in his skinny faggot ass. He loves thick cock.

  • ringo // May 13, 2009 at 4:47 pm [3]

    I’m no T-O fan but Skip Bayless is embarrassingly bad. Why doesn’t ESPN fire him. He is consistently worthless.

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