Not even girls basketball is immune to fights at The Palace.

Just when you thought the WNBA couldn’t get any better . . . IT DID! In tonight’s LA-Deeeetroit basketball match up, Candice Parker abolished a few lines from her non-intentionally-true commercial.

• “Nothing exciting ever happens.” (I guess that fight wasn’t bad).
• “The league has stayed the same for 10 years.” (First fight? Ehh we’ll give her a break).
• “I’m sorry, but you couldn’t pay me to watch women’s basketball.” (Still standing).