It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog

— one of my all-time favorite quotes, often yelled by our high school baseball team’s local supporter/heckler/town drunk.

However, in this case, it’s not the size of the trophy in the game, it’s the size of the game in the trophy. That said, yesterday’s Arena Football Super Bowl trophy was waaaaay too big.

So the next time you see some little white 14-year-old punk buying Magnum XL condoms in CVS with a group of friends, thinkings he’s so cool, remember this photo, and how awkwardly huge this trophy is in relation to how awkwardly small this game meant.