Everybody’s favorite TheDirty.com spewed some not-so-nice remarks against Cincinnati Reds starter Bronson Arroyo today.

But Arroyo, seen here with a couple of sub-par women at the local watering hole, should never underestimate his power of pulling some woman tail.

Although it’s tough to capture the national limelight in a Midwest Milltown like Cincy, just remember the good times, Arroyo, when you stood atop Red Sox Nation in 2004, and could bring women like this into your bedroom:

GIGGIDY! [ratings]