Dear Guy On The T,

Last night, on the outbound train from the (very ugly) Sox game, I told you that Manny Ramirez was going to be traded. And although it sounded like I knew what I was talking about, by citing my phone as an inside source, in reality, I had no clue, despite everything panning out in my favor this afternoon.

No, I didn’t really have an inside source close with Theo Epstein. I merely logged onto MLB.com using my Blackberry, and saw reports that Manny trade talks were on the upswing. Sorry for causing this false perception that I was actually an important person.

And, oh yeah, like my buddy Chris said, tell your daughter that she has pretty eyes. I’d beat.

Sincerely,

Fellow T rider.

P.S.: A warm welcome to those readers that heard Chris repeatedly scream “The Sports Culture.com” in Fenway’s left field bathrooms. It was his 21st birthday, so it’s all good.