Gathering the day’s news while wondering if a Bill Belichick sex tape exists (Or maybe it’s just a walk through) . . .

• Step 1: Write about ESPN goddess Erin Andrews. Step 2: Be a jackass. Step 3: ???? Step 4: Success! (Awful Announcing)
• Breaking: Manny can spell (see picture, right)
• Breaking: USC Football is now gayer. Someone please tag Pete Carroll in this picture on Facebook. (With Leather)
• Snoop D-O-double-G and Les Miles are BFFLs. (SPORTSbyBROOKS)
• Can I haz cheezecake!?!? (Sox Monster)