First SpyGate and now … SEXGATE?

Last week, a former Patriots writer has written about the Patriots’ head coach and a rumored sex tape. Of course, he wrote about the tape after he left his post with the team. He’s not stupid — just sickly perverted.

Hold on for this one: I heard from someone who is close to the case that there is a sex tape of Bill Belichick banging the married woman he had an affair with. I [expletive deleted] you not. The husband who is suing that woman for being unfaithful to him has a tape of his wife and Belichick screwing while the two of them were still married. Belichick is a very powerful man so I imagine he’s doing everything in his power to squash this from getting out but it could only be a matter of time. A part of me doesn’t want to see it but another part of me can’t help but be intrigued.

You know what? Unless you’re a paid porn star, don’t film yourself doing the mattress mambo. It’s just dumb and it’ll get you into trouble. Especially if you have a negative history with videotaping like Belichick does.

Again, this is a rumor by a former Patriots writer who may just be trying to get back at the coach for whatever reason. And this writer is not very reliable, according to some. But if there is any validity, it’s very disturbing. Hell, it’s disturbing anyway.

Other sports celebrity sex tapes we don’t want to see:

• George Steinbrenner
• Randy Johnson
• Doc Rivers
• Pat Summitt
• Dick Vitale
• John Daly
• Linda Cohn
• Chris Berman

And much, much, much, much, much, much more.