We’re pushing a mere hours until the Olympics begin across the pond.

However, structures such as the “bird’s nest” and “water cube” only sound like nature-friendly environments to the native ear.

But they’re far, far from natural.

Wired.com just finished a little survey of AyBayBeijing’s smog levels. Truth is, they couldn’t really see the results because the smog was denser than Shannon Sharpe’s vocabulary, despite the government’s efforts to clean up the air.

No word on whether Jack Bauer has plans to F those Chinese b*tches up!