Looks like Shaq Diesel got himself a new little car. Literally. It looks like a toy beneath him.

Word on the streets is that Aston Martin contacted Shaq’s publicist asking if he’d like to jump over a speeding car of theirs and put it on the Internet. If he did, they said they’d give it to him for free and they’d contact the guys at Jackass and set up a stunt involving snakes and a midget. But Shaq said his knees were giving out more and more as he’s getting older, so he settled for a car that he could step over instead. Plus, he’s afraid of midgets and snakes.

It’ll get better gas mileage and be able to maneuver through Phoenix traffic better, too. Another good reason for him to be driving this little blue jewel in the desert is that he’ll hardly ever encounter rain. Good thing, too, because he’ll probably never get the roof closed on that thing.

Click below to see more pics of Shaq playing with cars. Also, let us know if you think he’s part of the Scissor Gang Mafia! We certainly think so.