Meet Amanda Beard: Full-time swimmer, part time swimsuit model, freelance PETA spokesperson. In a recent response to wearing fur, the former Wildcat said, “No. I’d much rather go naked than ever put a dead animal on my body,” Beard said.

However, when the Dyslexia Quote Machine gets turned on, anything goes:

“No. I’d much rather go dead than ever put a naked animal on my body,” Beard said.

“No. I’d much rather go than ever put a dead naked animal on my body,” Beard said.

“No. I’d much rather go animal naked than ever put on a dead body,” Beard said.

“No. I’d much rather put a naked animal on my body than ever go dead,” Beard said.

“No. I’d much rather put an animal on my body than ever go naked,” Beard said.

“No. I’d much rather put an animal on my dead body than ever go naked,” Beard said.

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