You know what sounds like a little slice of heaven? Being trapped in an elevator with 26 cheerleaders.

Welcome to Austin, Texas, where that fantasy-fulfilling number of teen cheerleaders at the University of Texas bogged down an elevator after 26 of them tried to cram onto one ride.

The American National Elevator Standards Group sets an elevator weight standard at 2,200 pounds. So if these chicks were 90-110 pounds a piece, yeah, the elevator may bog down.

(And that’s without considering the “base” of the pyramid, as shown:)

Buzz kill. That cheerleader elevator fantasy just died. Along with a whole box of Twinkies.

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