It’s funny how things work out conveniently around the same time that other things work out. A-Rod is giving to Madonna’s charity just weeks after it was announced that he and his wife, Cynthia, would be getting a divorce, which was right after it was rumored that A-Rod and Madonna were doing the mattress mambo.

Now, news has been released that Brett Favre’s arm is tired in just his fifth practice with the Jets. Sure, Favre is 38, but it’s also bad timing on his part. The Jets recently announced another new member of the team: busty Jenn Sterger.

Now, we’re not the greatest mathematicians in the world. That’s why we’re sports bloggers. But if we do a slight calculation, add a four, carry the one, etc., we get a sum of Favre beating his meat with his throwing hand to the image of Sterger in Jets gear.

Just a coincidence? We think not.