I dug my key into the side of his Pretty little souped up four-wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seat.
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires.
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

Ahh, yes the strange, sexy and demented lyrics of Carrie Underwood’s “Before He Cheats.”  And though Underwood is the one who sings this song, Jessica Simpson may be the one acting on the lyrics. We’re not talking about a duet or a song cover. We’re talking about mad revenge.

Turns out Dallas QB Tony Romo still gives Underwood, his ex, a call here and then. And there’s nothing wrong with calling a sexy diva like Underwood on occasion, unless of course, your new squeeze is Jessica Simpson, another music diva who just so happens to be trying to get into the country scene. And is trying to get pregnant with Romo’s kid.

Romo better watch out who’s number he’s calling and hope to God that Simpson doesn’t listen too closely to Underwood’s lyrics.