There’s no. Fucking. Way. These Chinese gymnasts are 16 years old.

And here’s a few reasons why:

According to some sketch-ass forum, this chick is 16.

And so is the preggers Jamie Lynne Spears. (Noteworthy: pregnant. Meaning: bearing a child.)

Even this DVD is about newly-turned — and ridiculously spoiled – 16-year-olds, which even features an episode about this chick.

Seriously, in the name of Chris Hansen, there’s no way that these three Chinagirls are actually 16+ years old.

Hell, fucking Miley Cyrus is only 15. Granted, she may be the next-bound Pre-teen Gone Brittany/Lohan; but still, only 15 years old?

I felt gracious giving these Girls Chosen From Birth 9, 11, and 10 years old max.

Even Hilary Duff looked somewhat ‘mature’ at 15.

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