With the NFL’s new anti-Christ fan policy implemented this year, Busted Coverage gives us six ideas that would result in some buzz-killer mother calling — or texting — security on yo ass.

Although there’s nothing “PG Rating” about the NFL — hard hitting, sexy cheerleaders, lots of booze — stadiums around the land are trying to bring the football experience three notches down to what’s equivalent to a polo match.

But in life, consider the alternatives and loopholes to this PG-rating:

‘Meet me in the parking lot!’

No longer can you be that obnoxious (yet hysterical) douchebag that soaks up the “ass-hole” chants, as seen here. Instead, save it for after the game in the parking lot, while the painful reality of soberness is slowly sinking in:

Probably not a great idea to steal Favre’s ball during the game

Save that for the parking lot, too:

Check the banners before the actual game

This clip isn’t the from NFL, but if it was, Goodell would suspend that entire team for a non-PG moment.