FACE-OFF: “Young Money” vs. “Faces of Adversity”

We’ve seen our fair share of the ‘Scripted Upper-Level Tramp Stamp’ (aka SLUTS) on basketball players over the years. (Brandon Jennings aka ‘Young Money’ pictured here).

However, that privilege only comes with being a badass NBA baller, ultimate fighter, or World Adult Kickball Association player (maybe?). And like SULTS, not everybody can pull off the look.

Which brings us to badminton, a sport frequently included in conversations of “least badass sports,” as shown here on the AP top-3 rankings (first place votes):

1. Polo (51)
2. Curling (3)
3. Badminton (1)

There’s no way any of those respective ‘athletes’ have enough street credit to get a SLUTS, right? Observe:

Faces of Adversity? Aside from the occasional broken shuttlecock, badminton doesn’t quite supply enough adversity to give those athletes players the right to get it inked. And players use a shuttlecock. Shuttle. Cock.

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