Hours away from the start of greatness
College football starts in a mere HOURS, so a quick roundup will have to do til then while we pregame . . .
- Jay Mariotti, please don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Douchebag. (AwfulAnnouncing)
- Michael Phelps: Olympian, eight-time gold metal winner, host of SNL. (Fanhouse)
- Shawne Merriman is a complete idiot. (SportingNewsBlog)