Duuuuuude Darrel looks soooo high

Quick afternoon hits harder than pee wee football two-a-days:

• Oklahoma City officially named its NBA franchise the “Thunder,” as we reported here almost a month ago.
• Updated: Darrel Aurthur and Mario Chalmers caught smokin’ pot and chillin with bitches, then kicked out of rookie camp.
• Not quite as badass, Hurricane Gustav is just a wannabe Katrina and could only postpone one measly college football game. (ESPN)
• Dustin Pedroia… trying to beat on Alicia Sacramone, the little sexy gymnast who approves of red cups?