Teamwork: Who needs an internship when your college president can help?

Quick hits before you get your drank and two step on . . .

• Remember that drunk Rhode Island man that blew a .491 BAC? Oh yeah, he was a former college president chef. And for sure, your favorite Iowa Central CC president approves. (Brown Daily).
• Hey Mom, I really can make money from spending countless hours toying around YouTube. Penn State kid who made the “Jesus Shot” Tiger Woods video made bank from EA Sports. (Daily Collegian)
• Jay Mariotti doesn’t inspire college journalists, either. (Daily Illini)