Vince: You can run and cry for help, but you can't hide

With more twists than the 2005 BCS National Championship game itself — generally the last time the Manchild played football — this whole Vince Young Saga has gotten extremely bizarre.

Nashville ‘Po ‘Po spent four hours on Monday searching for Young after his family members urged Titans coach Jeff Fisher to call 911, citing concerns for Young’s “emotional well-being,” according to police.

Turned out, Young was straight chillin, (que the Coors Light commercial) watching football on TV, shots of Gena Lee, hanging with his friends . . . AND TWINS!

Now, Mama Young wants the big, bad Titan bullies (fans) to stop picking on her son:

Felicia Young said in Wednesday editions of The Tennessean that her son is tired of all of the negativity he’s faced after being booed during a 17-10 win Sunday over Jacksonville.

“What would you think, if you were tired of being ridiculed and persecuted and talked about and not being treated very well, what would you do? What kind of decision would you make?” Felicia Young said. “He may not want to deal with it [all], but you have to get to that point before you make that decision first.

Who knew how psycologically defening $25.7 million in guaranteed money could be on an NFL athlete?