Rock! Chalk! Jayh— Ahh noooo middle finger!!!

The University of Kansas School of Whining and Bitching was well represented at last weekend’s KU-USF game in Tampa.

And because their natural DNA doesn’t quite understand real-world concepts or situations, some fans felt compelled to tell their ‘horrifying’ stories.

Believe it or not, the Jayhawk fans that attended the game in South Florida received “rude and disrespectful” comments.

Ranking the worst people through the mind of a KU fan:

1. Hitler
2. Michael Vick
3. South Florida fans

“I was walking through the parking lot, and a guy got in my face and started calling me names that I have never been called in my entire life,” said Pat Porzelt, 1987 graduate and Kansas football season ticket-holder.

Sure, the sour grapes might want a few inches of attention after dishing out a fat check to travel and see a miserable 37-34 loss. But are KU fans really that far removed from the college football atmosphere? Drunk college co-eds? Sports? Life?

“Try getting to the stadium in there where you have to walk by giant beer bongs with hundreds of students all chugging beer,” said Brent Kassing, a KU alumnus living in Orlando, Fla. “How do I explain that to my children? How do you get into the gate safely without fearing for your life and your kids?”

Brent, explain to your children that it’s a fucking college atmosphere, and if the precious little ones can’t handle a few f-bombs or tit slips — the standard football experience — then please, just bring them to the local Lawrence, Kansas, sports bar — undoubtedly a more family-friendly atmosphere.

First the NFL tries to suck out all the fun from football, now this incoherence? Doesn’t Kansas have this “intense” “rivalry” with Missouri?

“I’m prepared for that kind of behavior at a Missouri game or a Kansas State game, but not at a non-conference game in September against a team we’ve played one time,” said Ken Short, a KU student. “We all had our blue on, and a large portion of the fans just hurled insults at us and were disrespectful to us and just treated us very badly.”

Dear god, and to think Kansas had the best combined football/basketball season last year. Take off the skirt, Lawrence.