Daaaa Baylor Bears

The Baylor football team has won just eight of its last 65 games on the road. Eight. Ocho. Snowman.

Succeeding eight out of 65 even sucks in baseball. That would equal a .123 batting average.

Not that anyone with any connection to Baylor would be able to do that kind of math. Jerry Hill, the editor of Baylor Insider, failed to do the simple math and follow the formula of what makes a coherent article or column.

“I love being at home,” he said. “But quite honestly, there’s something fun about going on the road and having everybody wanting you not to do well, and then having the opportunity to do well in those types of environments. To me, it’s very inspiring and very challenging. I like it, and our team will like it. We’re anxious and ready to get on the road and face the world.”

First off, who the hell is “he?”  You never introduced this guy to us, Jerry. Basic stuff we’re talkin’ about here. Next, “he” must be so brain damaged that he enjoys losing. Fifty-seven losses in 65 tries away from home and “there’s something fun about going on the road.”

That’s like saying you went to the dentist 65 times and 57 of those times you got a root canal — without novacaine — and you liked it!

Get read to bump your record up to 4-0, UConn.