It’s not the downright Stalker Status that MySpace first introduced, but Facebook can still get really, really creepy.

Take “poking” for instance. There’s a group on Facebook that accurately describes the motifs that all pokers entail: “Enough poking, let’s just have sex.” That’s the mindset behind it, and for some, it’s worked a time or two.

Now since Facebook has opened its registration to the real world — the same path those MySpace news stories took — there’s going to be some shady areas of the poking feature.

Take USC head coach Pete Carroll. He can pull an Ari Gold level of ladies in southern California, as evident by this Orange County slut, who posted this on Carroll’s wall:

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