Look at this advertisement and read the words twice: Once in a strictly baseball context, and then again in a sexual context.
Yep, it only takes Chase Utley 15 seconds to splooge with when he lubes his wood with Vaseline.
Look at this advertisement and read the words twice: Once in a strictly baseball context, and then again in a sexual context.
Yep, it only takes Chase Utley 15 seconds to splooge with when he lubes his wood with Vaseline.
Tags: MLB
3 responses so far ↓
1 Candy Apple // Oct 12, 2008 at 9:54 pm
wow.. much not be getting any if you have to lube your wood with Vaseline.
But Imeanhemiiiightbe
2 Candy Corny // Oct 29, 2008 (3 weeks ago) at 4:28 pm
He’s married, moron. And probably to a better looking chick than you are with a stripper nick like “Candy Apple,” that’s not saying a whole lot. The right of this fluff piece probably isn’t getting any, hence why he has so much time on his hairy hands.
3 Candy Corny // Oct 29, 2008 (3 weeks ago) at 4:29 pm
He’s married, moron. And probably to a better looking chick than you are with a stripper nick like “Candy Apple,” that’s not saying a whole lot. The writer of this fluff piece probably isn’t getting any, hence why he has so much time on his hairy hands.
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