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Chase Utley jacks off with Vaseline

Look at this advertisement and read the words twice: Once in a strictly baseball context, and then again in a sexual context.

Yep, it only takes Chase Utley 15 seconds to splooge with when he lubes his wood with Vaseline.

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  1. Candy Apple
    October 12th, 2008 at 21:54 | #1

    wow.. much not be getting any if you have to lube your wood with Vaseline.
    But Imeanhemiiiightbe

  2. Candy Corny
    October 29th, 2008 at 16:28 | #2

    He’s married, moron. And probably to a better looking chick than you are with a stripper nick like “Candy Apple,” that’s not saying a whole lot. The right of this fluff piece probably isn’t getting any, hence why he has so much time on his hairy hands.

  3. Candy Corny
    October 29th, 2008 at 16:29 | #3

    He’s married, moron. And probably to a better looking chick than you are with a stripper nick like “Candy Apple,” that’s not saying a whole lot. The writer of this fluff piece probably isn’t getting any, hence why he has so much time on his hairy hands.

  4. calm down idiot
    January 10th, 2009 at 13:26 | #4

    chase utley is a douche

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