Hello boys and girls and welcome to Driver’s Education 101.

In today’s lesson, we’ll examine this Nissan Pathfinder that was spotted in Arizona. You know, the state that Phoenix is the capital of.

And as it turns out, Phoenix is the city that the NBA’s Suns call home.

Want to know another weird fact, boys and girls? The Suns and the San Antonio Spurs happen to hate each other’s guts.

Do the math and what’s your equation? Yes, Johnny. That’s right. The driver of this Pathfinder is a retard that’s begging for an ass beating.

In exhibit B we have a college example. Lets take a look at this SUV that boasts a sticker of Ohio State’s logo next to Penn State’s.

This driver may not have known what the hell at Nittany Lion or a Buckeye was, so he went with both.

In each case, the drivers of these vehicles should have a sticker of themselves with that little boy pissing on them.