The entire Jones family is in bad shape right now. Pacman Jones was recently suspended — again — for at least four games. Meanwhile, his son is not doing so well, either.

Frogger Jones, 6, recently “made it rain” at a Chuck E. Cheeses, after breaking into a ticket machine. Chaos erupted to the point where even Mormon children were getting in on the violent dash for tickets.

All hell broke lose when Jones screamed “come get yo tickets bitches,” and hundreds of screaming children from ages 6 to 13 all converged on the ticket machine like a pack of rabid wolverines; knocking over tables, chairs, giant costumed characters and basically rendering the restaurant a flashing, ringing war zone.

For those who don’t believe this to be real, click here for the police report.