It’s usually bad to get arrested and have a DUI stamped on your permanent record.

Going 71 mph in a 45 is fairly intense, especially with some potent potion on your breath.

But sports Web sites can pinpoint exactly what you got all loosey goosey on, you know you’re in some serious shit.

It’s apparent by this Sports Illustrated product placement that Vizcaino was all jacked up on Silver Patron.

T.I. probably approves, too.

Simply Perfect.