Nerds!

Editor’s Note: Now at the halfway point of the college football season, The Sports Culture has taken the liberty to release its own premiere BCS ranking system . . . based on your school’s ugly ass cheerleaders.

Each team in the Pac-10, SEC and Big 12 will get their chance at earning your ranking.

Depending on where schools end up in their conference will depend on which slutty bowl they earn.

Inside today’s edition: It’s your favorite nerds: Stanford! The Bay Area schools are the only two Pac-10 schools remaining — therefore, we certainly didn’t save the best for last.

The Sports Culture will have a Pac-10 season recap midweek, followed by the SEC next week.

[ratings]

1. UCLA (4.63 stars)
2. Oregon (4.55 stars)
3. Arizona (3.81 stars)
4. ASU (3.72 stars)
5. Washington State (3.65 stars)
6. USC (3.15 stars)
7. Oregon State (3.14 stars)
8. Washington (2.33 stars)
9. California (0 stars)
9. Stanford (0 stars)