I’ve never once uttered political words on this very prestigious Web site, nor do I plan to . . . ever. Politics are useless individuals that basically own a Ph.D. in Public Relations and Bullshitting.

Word on the street says this year’s election is the biggest in our lifetime — as oppose to the presidential elections that are… meaningless?

So in honor of this legitimately meaningful election, we’d like to honor the great Avery Johnson in this press conference meltdown, where he uses the phrase: “That is a political answer.”

And that’s the most political we’ll get until 2012, if the Earth is still around at that point.