Editor’s Note: Now at the halfway point of the college football season, The Sports Culture has taken the liberty to release its own premiere BCS ranking system . . . based on your school’s ugly ass cheerleaders.

Each team in the Pac-10, SEC and Big 12 will get their chance at earning your ranking.

Depending on where schools end up in their conference will depend on which slutty bowl they earn.

Welcome to the Southeastern Conference! Where hot chicks migrate to cities like Tuscaloosa. It’s truly a phenomenon.

Inside this edition: your No. 1 team in the country . . . the University of Alabama!

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1. Auburn (3.62 stars)
2. Florida (3.56 stars)
3. South Carolina (3.33 stars)
4. Georgia (3.27 stars)
5. Tennessee (3.00 stars)