It’s Friday, which means we’ll be taking out our red cups to kick off the party, then we’ll get classy with our plastic wine glasses. Say what you want, but we were out of Dixie cups, OK?

Our drink of choice? Victory Dogs Wine, presented by Carivintas Winery, a company from So. Cal. There are 22 varieties with labels featuring the abused dogs that were rescued from Vick-the-Dick’s kennels.

Yeah, we’ll shell out $672 for the case or $40 for one bottle.

Our favorite? You guessed right: Lance. You can enjoy it with spicy foods like peppercorn crusted salmon and pungent cheeses, and drink now and through 2015.

Mmm, Lance juice.