The writing is on the wall (actually, on the YouTube video below) that this porn-esque named Texas Longhorns volleyball player, Destinee Hooker, might be violating NCAA rules with part-time endeavors off the court.

And by off the court, we mean on your local Austin street corners, in the boots with the furr.

“As long as they know my first name, I know I’ve done something right.”

“My teammates told me I have a lot of facial expressions. When I block, I have my mouth open. When I get a good kill, I put my fist up.”

“Right now I think I am fulfilling my Destinee.”

Literally.

How can she NOT be a hooker?