Here at The Sports Culture Ethics Bureau, we do not condone illegal behavior or following through on acts of malice, but you know what? Sometimes, they just gotta let shit fly.

FBI officials said Friday they’ve arrested a man who threatened to blow up the Cincinnati Bengals stadium. Yeah, save the airports and bridges, but can’t they just pretend to be distracted when he says he’s going to ka-blam the Bengals’ stadium?

We wouldn’t want anyone in the stadium at the time. But at least the team would be left without a home for the rest of the season. It could possibly make the team forfeit the rest of its games and end with a modest 1-9 record before it gets any worse.

FBI’s always spoiling the fun. Sheesh.