Today, on this very Dec. 16, 2008, I’m embarrassed to share the same human build — a white male — of this man below.

But, you say, there have been many prestigious white males in life’s history, such as George Washington, Bill Gates and Scott Boras. Then watch the following video of some Florida Gators fan’s attempt at rapping to Lil Wayne and see if you feel proud:

But it goes beyond just an embarrassing — and hopefully heavily intoxication — YouTube footage. Apparently this is blackmail.

Here’s a message from the video’s poster:

The reason why I’m posting this video is because I trusted this guy — looked at him as a big brother that I never had — but the whole time he lied about everything, resulting in putting me in debt and me having to move to a poorer part of town. So I think putting up incriminating footage serves at least a ittle bit of justice. Do not trust this guy if you actually know him. I may actually decide to release his full name later. I love revenge, it really does taste as sweet as they say!

Incriminating? The only thing baggage that this carries is a 30-seconds-of-fame spot on this Web site, followed by commentators calling this guy a tool. Other than that, last time we checked, it’s not illegal to make an idiot out of yourself online.

Just ask Josh Howard.