Call them pillows you’d love to motor boat. Call them airbags. Call them obnoxious.

Or call them a memory of the past.

Sondra Fortunado’s bosoms have become a disturbance at New York Giants games. The fan of more than 30 years has been asked to hang up her D cups.

“They said, ‘Can’t you come to the stadium dressed like a regular person?’ ” she said. “They said there were a lot of kids there.”

…

“Look, I’m a middle-aged woman, I really don’t like to give my age – say I’m middle-aged. But Madonna goes out and she’s got everything hanging out, and she’s middle-aged!”

The New York Giants front office was too embarrassed, however, to release the truth. Last week, while jumping up and down and cheering her team on, the gun hidden in between her boobs accidentally fired and shot her in the thigh.

Plaxico Burress just laughed.